Hey! We need some help on a few things. First off, this Friday, the youth are serving as waiters and waitresses during the Senior Adult Spring Dinner. This a great way for the adults of the church to see you guys. Show up at the church fellowship hall a little before 6:00.
Also, on Monday, March 31, Project Unity will be doing another fundraiser at Pizza Inn. The last one went well, we just needed more help! Thanks a ton to Anna and Jacob, they were the only ones from our group that came. These two are amazing, thanks guys. But we have another opportunity, March 31! We'll begin at about5:00 and go until 8:30. That doesn't mean you have to stay the entire time, just what you can. This fundraiser goes to paying for Project Unity, that means it is for you guys. Don't want to lay a guilt trip on you, but we need more help!!! Not only is it for PU, but it gives you a whole new appreciation for foodservice people. Just ask the people that worked it, I'll bet they tip more the next time they go to a restaraunt!! Later!
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Question: What time will we get back to the church from the trip to Silver Dollar City?
I guess I'm just wondering if we'll get back late or anything...
And just for the record...
Perverse, Inanimate Zygote, Zeroing on Apathy, Insidious, Nauseating Nutball
If any of you have any requests for insults, just let me know...
Also, if I remember right, someone made up a cool acronym for fuel a few weeks ago, so if any of you know what that was, tell me sometime...
Also, just so you know, unless Kayla comes back, I've grown beyond blonde jokes.
BRING ON THE LAWYER JOKES!!!!!!
How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between God and an attorney?
God doesn't think he's an attorney.
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Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Be ready for more of these in the future...
I found a site for accountant jokes.
The only problem is my Mom is an accountant.
Hmmmmmmmm
"funraiser", "resteraunt"???????
Sheesh...
Hey Mike, it's great that you are so critical of my typos. With so little time on my hands, these posts are created at supersonic speed! Hmmmm. . .
Sorry. I wasn't meaning to be critical. Only funny. I guess I have to stoop pretty low to enjoy myself at someone elses' expense. Don't expect to see any more of that in the future.
And I guess if I really do have too much time on my hands, I shouldn't use it to tear down those with little or no time on theirs. If you ever need help in any way, just let me know.
Thanks Mike, I sure will! Later!
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